Funny enough, while Ray was singing that song, he’s just hanging out in the back of a fucking taxi. He had full, like, attention for his brain and he still fucked it up.”

Tagged as: #rt #jesus fuck 
Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.
- Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via guildenfern)
Tagged as: #about me 

Yes, I see your point. Your imbecility being what it is, I should have known to say “Jesse, don’t leave the keys in the ignition the entire two days!”

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Believe me, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

Tagged as: #got 
Tagged as: #about me 

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